Why You Should Not Date a Radical Christian Woman

The woman I was interested in and began dating was the one who taught me everything I need to know for future relationships. She was 28, blonde hair and a 1st grade teacher whom I met at a church service. After our first date she invited me to lunch the next day where I unknowingly would meet her Mom. After several dates we made things official and our make-out sessions happened more frequently. She kissed like a dehydrated African would drink water. BUT – she never let me touch her anywhere and before I knew it we had the conversation where she told me that she was a Virgin and saving herself for marriage. I myself 27 years old, obviously was not a Virgin and she probably assumed that when my big hard cock was pressing up against her while making out on the couch at her apartment.

I am a believer in God but I also believe in enjoying the pleasures of life but this girl was a die-hard bible thumper beyond anything I could have prepared myself for. She would not watch any TV in order to protect herself from the “evils & sin” of the word. -Okay, lets just hide from reality to make it easier to avoid dealing with temptation.-

So here I was left with a 28 year old virgin who has been sheltered her entire life by her severely depressed mother that lived with her who was recently divorced and moved across the country to hide from their family. She has never seen any movie or tv show and did not make any effort to take care of maintaining her peach fuzz and dry skin on her face. If you are sensing some resent from me you would not be wrong. This girl hid many of her radical beliefs from me until I was close to falling in love with her.

The last straw was when we planned a weekend get away to her aunt and uncles place up north and she told me at the last minute that it was not a good idea that I come. (She said her and her mom thought it would not be a good idea.) A grown woman who can’t even make her own decisions for herself and relied on her depressed Mommy should have been the headline of her online dating profile.

If a woman is Virgin after the age 22 a guy must ask why. If she is a Virgin after the age 24 a guy must fuck her within the first several dates or walk away.

The fact is, a pussy is meant to be pounded and a dick is meant to be rode. Find a girl who believes the same and fuck the shit out of her every night.